Breakout

Since moving to the new house, Blue has mastered the art of opening all of the bedroom doors at will. All he has to do is lift one of his massive shovels, I mean paws, and press down on the door handle, and viola! - door opens. He can also use his nose to pry open the door if it's closed. In his life-long quest to leave behind his humble beginnings as a mere canine and become a human being, The World's Best Dog is now able to open a locked front door and let himself out to roam the 'hood at will. Last I checked, he did not have opposable thumbs.

Thanks heavens for nice neighbors that aren't terrified of a 100 pound dog that is the size of a small pony and looks like he might eat your head for breakfast.