Blue Christmas

Me: Well, since you won't wear your antlers for the second year in a row, I've decided to give you some Christmas flair. I think you look nice. Festive even.


Blue: Woman, if you dress me up in one more thing I'll bolt outta this joint so fast the next time you're not looking that even the pesky neighbors won't be able to catch me.Thanks a whole heck of a lot for childproofing the front door. Nice touch.


Me: Really, there is no need to be such a sourpuss. You'll be on Santa's naughty list if you don't shape up and get in the spirit of things! Tell me, what did you ask Santa for this year Blue?


Blue: Thumbs. All I want for Christmas is a pair of thumbs.